Thursday, January 10, 2008

catholic kids say...

WHEN CATHOLIC SCHOOL CHILDREN WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS:

CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS
CALLED MONOTONY.

ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS
ALSO A TAXIMAN.

JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE
CONTRAPTION.

SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND
700 PORCUPINES.

THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT
ADMIT ADULTERY.

SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED
ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.

THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT
HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC
GENITALS.

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