Thursday, January 17, 2008

Headlines

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[Those -good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so 's!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

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1 Comments:

Anonymous *mindi* said...

the last one about the kids took me a second longer than the others to get, and when i finally understood, it turned out to be my favorite one! :)

our kids taste more like sweet potatoes, but still, a delicious snack.

January 17, 2008 at 10:44 PM  

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