Tuesday, February 26, 2008

research

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Jones said...

too funny!

February 27, 2008 at 9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very Funny - but not for Canadians!
Lawana

February 27, 2008 at 2:43 PM  

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