Sunday, August 10, 2008

life lessons, for Tonya

I know Tonya likes these sort of things, so this is for you Girl.

Life lessons

A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a new replacement for it.

He who hesitates is probably doing the right thing.

If you think there is some good in everybody, you obviously haven't met 'everybody'.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so that he can tell when he's 'really' in trouble.

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their life's odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long, long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

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Blogger therimmers said...

LOL Thank you Valerie!!! you made me smile after a long crazy day!!!!

August 11, 2008 at 4:06 PM  

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